variants also keester
Definition of keisternext
slang

Example Sentences

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Recent Examples of keister So what's the worst part of slogging your keister around? Outside Online, 18 Feb. 2026 Rose is also perilously up her own keister. Christopher Borrelli, Chicago Tribune, 13 Jan. 2026 Then there is little Point San Pablo Beach, with something rare in the Bay Area – water that doesn’t freeze your keister – with decent swimming at high tide. John Metcalfe, Mercury News, 13 Aug. 2025 But once O’Connor put Harley on his keister, Game 3 was never the same. Sean Keeler, Denver Post, 27 Apr. 2025 Speaking of siblings, throughout this episode Matty dodges calls from her sister Bitsy, and then in the final scene, while stoned off her keister, Matty comes home to find one of Bitsy’s better-than-you-might-expect sugar-free peach pies sitting on the counter. Noel Murray, Vulture, 27 Feb. 2025 This mindset predictably glosses over the fact not all people can get off their keister and run errands like that. Steven Aquino, Forbes, 21 Nov. 2024
Recent Examples of Synonyms for keister
Noun
  • Its silhoutte is relaxed but still makes sure to flatter your bum.
    Katie Decker-Jacoby, StyleCaster, 24 Mar. 2026
  • As far as the law is concerned, though, bum deals are a twilight zone.
    Anthony Lane, New Yorker, 22 Mar. 2026
Noun
  • Each treatment requires just three minutes, and the wand’s rotating head easily glides over the forehead, cheeks, under eyes, jawline and neck.
    BestReviews, Mercury News, 29 Mar. 2026
  • Flush Balm blush in shade Bespoke awakens her cheeks with ease.
    Kiana Murden, Vogue, 24 Mar. 2026
Noun
  • The car was full of suitcases, and his father was sitting in the front seat, scrolling on his phone.
    Antonia Hitchens, New Yorker, 6 Apr. 2026
  • The 1,400-year-old artifact was recently found in the ancient city of Hippos, a prominent bishop's seat during the Byzantine era, according to a March 30 press release shared with Fox News Digital.
    Andrea Margolis, FOXNews.com, 5 Apr. 2026
Noun
  • By late next week, a small comet, fresh off a harrowingly close encounter with the Sun, could emerge into the evening twilight and become easily visible in the hour after sunset, sporting a thin, straight tail.
    Tony Hoffman, PC Magazine, 2 Apr. 2026
  • After a few minutes of struggling to unbeach the shark, Phan hoisted the creature by the tail and successfully pushed it into a crashing wave.
    Clara Harter, Los Angeles Times, 2 Apr. 2026
Noun
  • But there are some companies, like the rump of Motorola or IBM, that hang in, and there are others that have disrupted whole industries and are still on top.
    , CNBC, 27 Mar. 2026
  • The women stood on the doorsteps with their rumps to the crowd, skirts lifted to flash tattered green knickers.
    Literary Hub, Literary Hub, 13 Mar. 2026
Noun
  • Birds are outfitting their nests with cigarette butts.
    Rachel Brodsky, Rolling Stone, 3 Apr. 2026
  • Paeans to matters of the flesh — birthmarks, necks, genitals, odors, butt hair, the asymmetry of noses — accumulate thrilling details without worrying overmuch about expedience.
    Literary Hub, Literary Hub, 2 Apr. 2026

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“Keister.” Merriam-Webster.com Thesaurus, Merriam-Webster, https://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/keister. Accessed 6 Apr. 2026.

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